The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and
each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal
informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they
burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make
no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"Hery Triawan
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